What you wash first decides your personality?

A lil' something from TUMBLR~ :)

A story says what body part you wash first relates to your personality.

HAIR
Those who wash their hair first are the artistic type. Daydreaming is your hobby but you can achieve what most other people cannot. Dedication is lacking but you will work tirelessly towards goals which are to your liking. Money is not important to you. Friends are but only intellectuals and fellow artistic types. You make the best lover as you are most willing to explore and please your partner. Talent is your main strength. Your best partner in life will be those who chose chest.

CHEST
Those who wash their chest first are the practical type. You are straightforward and do not beat around the bush. To you, convenience is of paramount importance. You hate to be distracted when concentrating and are impatient with people who do not see things your way. You’re a good lover and willing to try new things. Your best partner in life will be those who chose hair.

ARMPITS
Those who wash their armpits first are dependable and hard working. Generally a very popular person as you are very down to earth and willing to help others. You tend to get yourself into trouble as you cannot tell whether people are genuine towards you. You are the working type with average talent. Your best partner in life will be those who chose shoulders.

FACE
To those who wash their face first money is important and you will do anything to get it. Integrity and dignity is not important. You feel that friends are there to be used and life is one big hassle. Other people find it hard to understand you but you are not concerned as to what they think. You are a very self-centered person. You’re an average lover as you tend to be absorbed in self pleasure at the expense of your partner. Your best partner in life will be those who chose other.

SHOULDERS
Those who wash their shoulders first are very responsible. You work hard at everything you attempt. People often think you’re stuck up as you tend to spend your time alone. You are very dedicated and make friends for life once others get to know you. Money and power are fairly important to you. You make a faithful lover and tend to be faithful for life. Your best partner in life will be those who chose armpits.

GENITALS
Those who wash “other parts” first are very average. Undoubtedly, you have your inner strengths but people find it hard to see. You must learn to be a little bit more adventurous and sell your potential. Deep down, you are a very likeable person with very few faults. However, the key will be to make your strengths stand out and not just hide your weaknesses. You are an average lover. You have great fantasies about different techniques but unfortunately are not brave enough to try them out. Your best partner in life will be those who chose face.

HAIR!

My point of view:
"Daydreaming is your hobby but you can achieve what most other people cannot." - wooh I like this, kinda true in some way.

"Dedication is lacking but you will work tirelessly towards goals which are to your liking." - Hmm hmm, double yes on this, very true.

"Money is not important to you." - Wtf? Money IS VERY important to meee.

"Friends are but only intellectuals and fellow artistic types." - Huh? Pfttt. So not.

"You make the best lover as you are most willing to explore and please your partner." - zero comment on this 'cause well i'm not in the position of the statement.

"Talent is your main strength." - Hm maybe yes? no?

"Your best partner in life will be those who chose chest." - Bahahaha. Whatevs :p

btw,

"I wish for snow now, the weather is being such a bitch"